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- My friend: I'm going out tonight.
- Me: Okay, can you make me a drink before you go?
- My friend: No. You're not going to drink by yourself. That's weird.
- Me: Inappropriate wording. There's nothing weird about drinking by yourself! Hemingway did it all of the time.
- My friend: Point made.
- Me: Fuck you.