Hun on the run

"I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."

Today a worker was leaving and he wasn’t in his scrubs but he was wearing a My Little Pony shirt and I said, “Wait, are you a bronie?” Then he said, “What? You didn’t think they were real?” He looked at me pissed off and walked away. Then the lady I was working with looked at me and said, “I’m nice to him because when he comes into work with a long black trench coat and a gun I’ll be safe.”



me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via iwillpaintinmay)

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy, because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless, and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

—Robin Williams.

(Source: skateeofmind, via flaskofbourbon)

Anonymous asked: Can I send you a giant box that is wrapped as a present and inside is me holding flowers and I'll give you so any kisses.

I actually am very cautious about who I give my address to and who I kiss, so probably not. Plus, those grey sunglasses are pretty suspiscious when it’s so overcast outside.